大家好，這里是小邳，又到了今天的英語學(xué)習(xí)分享時間啦！今天給大家?guī)淼氖莵喞蚣?，一個37歲，小孩已經(jīng)上國中的漂亮人qi。登場日：2022/04/21，年齡：37歲，片商：SOD。（Hello, this is Xiao PI, now it's time to share English learning again!Today we are going to bring you Alyssa, a 37-year-old beautiful woman qi whose child has already gone to junior high school.Debut Date: 2022/04/21, Age: 37, Producer: SOD.）
這是SOD很愛用的套路，從最早的灰姑娘大賽到現(xiàn)在大家都知道票選不會只有一位新人出道，更何況亞莉紗老師也真的有賣點。（This is the routine that SOD likes to use very much. From the earliest Cinderella contest to now, we all know that there will not be only one newcomer in the voting, what's more, Alisha teacher really has selling points.）
?37歲的她在接受訪問時提到自己之所以想拍教育片有兩個理由，一個是孩子大了，可以做自己想做的事情；另一個則是她有一個夢想，她想用獎金在家鄉(xiāng)和歌山縣的山區(qū)買一個牧場，以后要過著自給自足的生活?（In an interview, the 37-year-old actress said she wanted to make educational films for two reasons. One is that her children are old enough to do what they want.The other is that she has a dream. She wants to use the prize money to buy a ranch in the mountains of her hometown and Wakayama Prefecture, and to live a self-sufficient life in the future..）
是的，很離譜。因知道亞莉紗老師會出道，所以看到這個人設(shè)時我還是很不信的。（Yes, it is.Knowing that Miss Alexa would make her debut, I was still incredulous when I saw this guy.）
已經(jīng)就讀國中的孩子是絕對不會露臉的，一來他可能不存在，二來如果露臉的話萬一在學(xué)校被霸凌那會很麻煩，所以人妻的部分大概就像一般作品用手上的戒指搞定。（For one thing, he may not exist. For another, if he shows his face, it will be very troublesome if he is bullied at school. Therefore, the part of his wife is probably done with the ring on his finger.）
比較有趣的是牧場的部分，如果亞莉紗老師真的是那么想，那SOD勢必要針對這一點有所回應(yīng)，猜他們可能出機去和歌山縣拍些畫面鋪在里面，想不到亞莉紗老師比我想像的厲害多了：劈柴生火、徒手擠牛奶。（What is more interesting is the part of the pasture. If Alyssa teacher really thinks that way, THEN SOD must respond to this point. I guess they may go to Wakayama Prefecture to shoot some pictures to lay in it.）
所以這次我可不敢說“SOD都是真的”，因為看起來就是真的；然后這次也交代了亞莉紗老師的婚姻狀況。（So I can't say "SOD is real" this time, because it looks real;And this time she told us about Miss Alyssa's marital status.）
沒錯，為了讓大家片子看得更刺激，亞莉紗老師當(dāng)然還是瞞著老公和小孩偷偷拍教育片的，然后這家離譜的片商當(dāng)然也要趁著家人不在家的時候到他們家里瞎搞，還要在亞莉紗老師的床上，和她翻云覆雨。（Yes, in order to make the film more exciting, Alyssa secretly shot the educational film without her husband and children, and then of course the ridiculous film distributor had to make love to alyssa's family when they were not at home, and had sex with her in her bed.）
亞莉紗老師的外型怎么評價呢，Twitter上的自拍照根本看不出這位鄉(xiāng)下村姑已經(jīng)37歲了，保養(yǎng)良好氣質(zhì)優(yōu)雅的她難道是仙姑吧？而在片中呢？該不會又是照騙吧？答案是亞莉紗老師真的很不錯?。╓hat about Miss Alyssa's physical appearance? Her Twitter selfies don't tell you that she's 37 years old, but she's a well-kept, elegant country maid.And in the film?This isn't another photo scam, is it?The answer is miss Alyssa is really good!）
比起同樣是接近40歲的熟女，亞莉紗老師真的是滿滿的膠原蛋白，保養(yǎng)好的像是每天狂灌SK2精華液—雖然是黑肉底，但身材纖細的不只是沒有一般干扁而且有料的也十分，讓我懷疑她可能一夜長大、根本不是37歲的人。（Compared with other mature women who are also close to 40 years old, Alyssa teacher is really full of collagen, which is well maintained like drinking SK2 essence every day. Although it is dark meat base, the slim figure is not only not dry flat but also very rich, which makes me suspect that she may grow up overnight and is not 37 years old at all.）
最后，畢竟不是票選冠軍，所以SOD并沒有把她放在片商STAR出道，而是以一般新人的方式於SOD本部發(fā)片。（Finally, after all, she was not the winner of the vote, so SOD did not put her in the film producer STAR debut, but in the way of ordinary new people in SOD headquarters.）
不過畢竟那票選也搞了好幾個月，亞莉紗老師應(yīng)該不會用完就丟，留下來繼續(xù)用或是送到本物系列照流程走玩到最終章是比較合理的安排。亞莉紗老師條件真的不錯，喜歡熟女的司機走過路過不要錯過了。（But after all, the ballot has been made for several months, so It is more reasonable for Teacher Alyssa to keep using it or send it to the final chapter of the series.Yali yarn teacher condition is really good, like the cougar driver pass by don't miss it.）
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