L40-1: Who’s who
It has never been explained why university students seem to enjoy practical jokes more than else. Students specialize in a particular type of practical joke: the hoax. Inviting the fire brigade to put out a nonexistent fire is a crude form of deception which no self-respecting student would ever indulge in. Students often create amusing situations which are funny to everyone except the victims.
When a student recently saw two workmen using a pneumatic drill outside his university, he immediately telephoned the police and informed them that two students dressed up as workmen were tearing up the road with a pneumatic drill. As soon as he had hung up, he went over to the workmen and told them that if a policeman ordered them to go away, they were not take him seriously.
He added that a student had dressed up as a policeman and was playing all sorts of silly jokes on people. Both the police and the workmen were grateful to the student for this piece of advance information.
音標(biāo):?l40-1: hu?z hu?
?t h?z ?n?v? bi?n ?ks?ple?nd wa? ?ju?n??v??s?ti ?stju?d?nts si?m tu? ?n???? ?pr?kt?k?l ???ks m?? e?n ?ls. ?stju?d?nts ?sp???la?z ?n ? p??t?kj?l? ta?p ?v ?pr?kt?k?l ???k: e? h??ks. ?n?va?t?? e? ?fa?? br??ge?d tu? p?t a?t ? nonexistent ?fa??r ?z ? kru?d f??m ?v d??s?p??n w?? n?? s?lf-r?s?p?kt?? ?stju?d?nt w?d ??v?r ?n?d?l? ?n. ?stju?d?nts ??f(?)n kri(?)?e?t ??mju?z?? ?s?tj??e???nz w?? ɑ? ?f?ni tu? ??vr?w?n ?k?s?pt e? ?v?kt?mz.
w?n ? ?stju?d?nt ?ri?sntli s?? tu? ?w??km?n ?ju?z?? ? nju(?)?m?t?k dr?l ?a?t?sa?d h?z ?ju?n??v??s?ti, hi? ??mi?di?tli ?t?l?f??nd e? p??li?s ?nd ?n?f??md e?m e?t tu? ?stju?d?nts dr?st ?p ?z ?w??km?n w?? ?te?r?? ?p e? r??d w?e ? nju(?)?m?t?k dr?l. ?z su?n ?z hi? h?d h?? ?p, hi? w?nt ???v? tu? e? ?w??km?n ?nd t??ld e?m e?t ?f ? p??li?sm?n ???d?d e?m tu? g?? ??we?, ee? w?? n?t te?k h?m ?s??r??sli.
hi? ??d?d e?t ? ?stju?d?nt h?d dr?st ?p ?z ? p??li?sm?n ?nd w?z ?ple??? ??l s??ts ?v ?s?li ???ks ?n ?pi?pl. b??θ e? p??li?s ?nd e? ?w??km?n w?? ?gre?tf?l tu? e? ?stju?d?nt f?? e?s pi?s ?v ?d?vɑ?ns ??nf??me???n.
任務(wù)配置:L0+L4
知識筆記:1.hoax騙局，戲弄
2.deception欺騙，騙局。
3.self_respectting自重的
4.indulge使沉迷
5.pneumatic氣動的
6.drill鉆
silly無意義的
練習(xí)感悟:1.心懷感恩，遇見美好。任何小事都值得慢慢推敲和經(jīng)營。也成為日常喜歡的小事
